i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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