But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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