So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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