Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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