i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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