I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
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