A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Randomize
