He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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