these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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