It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
you win again, gameday.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Randomize
