how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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