It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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