So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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