As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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