Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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