could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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