How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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