Its about making memories worth repressing
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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