Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
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