did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
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