A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Randomize
