Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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