Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
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