i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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