Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I need a burrito and a hug.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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