i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
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