He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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