OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I didn't notice because vodka
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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