it was like eating out sand paper
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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