I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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