don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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