I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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