sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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