dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Randomize
