Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Randomize
