Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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