I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
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