who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
home. puking in laundry basket.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
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