He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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