Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Ketchup is God's man juice
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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