is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
false alarm, still single
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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