did you get engaged???
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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