He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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