Well douche your snatch and let's go!
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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