just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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