You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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