I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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