Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Randomize
