There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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