I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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